Brother: I want to become a polyglot, so I'm going to learn seven languages, one for each day of the week. On Sundays, I'll only speak High Valyrian.
Recognized Justice League Weaknesses
fyeahbatmanandrobin: Superman: kryptonite Martian Manhunter: fire Wonder Woman: none, flawless Green Lantern: yellow crayons Aquaman: dehydration Flash: starvation (less than 25 hot dogs) Batman: Alfred Pennyworth
when you start liking someone: ah fuck
Did you know that you needed to listen to...
jesuschristvevo: i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore