May 2013
Brother: I want to become a polyglot, so I'm going to learn seven languages, one for each day of the week. On Sundays, I'll only speak High Valyrian.
Recognized Justice League Weaknesses
fyeahbatmanandrobin:
Superman: kryptonite
Martian Manhunter: fire
Wonder Woman: none, flawless
Green Lantern: yellow crayons
Aquaman: dehydration
Flash: starvation (less than 25 hot dogs)
Batman: Alfred Pennyworth
when you start liking someone: ah fuck
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jesuschristvevo:
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
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